Buyer Beware!! You May Get More - or Less - Than You Bargained For.
Friday, July 4th, 2008A couple of years ago, buying and selling haunted objects became all the rage on eBay. Haunted walking sticks, possessed dolls, and amulets with magical powers have raked in the dough for some sellers, but I come bearing warnings about these transactions, and for more reasons than you may think.

The first reason is likely the most obvious: people lie. No really, they do, and money is often a big motivator when it comes to stretching the truth. How many haunted dolls are really out there, and how is it that seller after seller somehow has a whole collection of them? And what’s the deal with wiccan gypsie rings, when wiccans and gypsies have approximately no ties to each other? There are some people out there who can spin a pretty good tale about the object they picked up at the estate sale or that they found at an old murder scene, and while these stories are fun and interesting, don’t count on their truth, and don’t shell out a bunch of money for an otherwise largely worthless object just because the seller is a good storyteller.
The second reason is a bit less obvious, but possibly more important than the first: it might actually be haunted. Leaving eBay aside, there are a lot of places where you might be able to come across objects with histories that might make them subject to paranormal occurrences, and willfully bringing something like that into your home is a decision that should not be taken lightly. Hauntings can terrorize whole families, and ending the haunt can be harder than simply disposing of the haunted mirror you picked up at the flea market. Just because a spirit came into your home attached to a certain object doesn’t mean that it will stay attached to it.
If you would rather avoid the issue of bringing home an unwanted spirit from the antique store, experts say to think twice about buying objects you feel inexplicably drawn to. If you’ve never had an interest in turn of the century shoe horns and suddenly you can’t imagine living without the one you just spotted, that may be a spirit reaching out to you from the object it is inhabiting. Again: buyer beware.

If all else fails and you find yourself stuck with an object that you believe is haunted, you can always contact the fine folks at Carnivalia’s Asylum for Haunted Objects and Wayward Ghosts. They claim to be dedicated to providing a safe haven for objects that have more to them than meets the eye, and if nothing else, the folks at Carnivalia’s have fantastic senses of humor. Their site is worth checking out whether you need their help or not, but if you do, well, now you know how to reach them!
Yours in this life and the next!
GhOsTwRiTeR KiM




