Archive for January, 2008

Rethinking Smallville– Lex the Web Comic #1

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008


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* Panels taken from the photography of Smallville

In 2001, the story of Clark Kent’s early years living in a small town in Kansas and being best friends with Lex Luthor was a great premise, and if the writing hadn’t strayed from that premise in later seasons, it might have continued to be innovative and fresh. Unfortunately, the show has often suffered from lazy writing, contrived plot concepts, and a number of Kryptonian characters and artifacts that solve characters’ problems for them in quick, five-minute episode wrap-ups. Viewers might have tired of the weekly freak-of-the-week (which I affectionately refer to as “Kryptofreaks”) but the idea that Kryptonite can give you almost any power imaginable as long as it’s mixed with the right element (water, lightning… a snow globe…) is a little easier to swallow than a lot of the corny, badly thought-out Kryptonian mythos in the show. It’s a comic book series, after all, so you have to expect a little camp, but Smallville goes too far. Clark’s ship has healing powers? It, too, is allergic to KRYPTONITE? Kryptonians built a bunch of technology into a CAVE just under Smallville and scattered three stones around the world for Clark to find instead of having the Fortress of Solitude come from a crystal in Clark’s ship like it has in every other continuity? Jor-El can give other people super powers, take them away from Clark, and send Clark back in time but only ONCE? And hey, while we’re on the subject, why does Clark even need a Fortress in this show when he’s got a cave? Don’t get me wrong, it’s had it’s great moments. Michael Rosenbaum’s Lex Luthor was one of the most complex and interesting characters that had come along in a long time. His calculating business approach to every situation while simultaneously trying to prove that he wasn’t his ruthless, heartless father was a pleasure to watch for several seasons. But sadly, once the series decided he would finally completely embrace his dark side, he went from complex, scary-but-sympathetic to the 2-dimensional version he was in the comics, with the exception of a few episodes. These occasional moments of real creative genius (like the episodes featuring Perry White, the Flash, and Chris Reeve’s Virgil Swann) are what propel me to continue watching the show, although it’s become harder and harder, especially since the fourth year. This season, however, has surprisingly shown a lot of promise, which is ironic since it hasn’t been able to continue due to the writer’s strike. However, story points such as finally allowing Lana to learn Clark’s secret could have pushed the show in a more character-driven direction seasons ago, instead of rehashing the same scenes (Lana pushes Clark for information, Clark won’t tell her, Lana storms away angry or crying) in virtually every episode.So I’ve decided to step up and write a new version of the series. I’m premiering a monthly comic book that will explore a possible direction Smallville might have gone were it more character-driven and if it had stayed a little closer to original Superman mythos. I won’t mention these or any further plot elements I disagreed with, as they’ll become apparent in my version. I’m sure a number of other people have done similar projects in fanfics and email rpgs,but I thought it would be a fun challenge to not only rewrite Smallville, but to do it using only screenshots from the show.

You’ll notice that the first issue stays very close to the elements of the first season– in fact, I’m counting the majority of the first season as part of this comic’s canon. However, each subsequent issue will stray further from the show. I’d love any feedback whether you like or hate what I’m doing, and any suggestions for story ideas or arc direction would be greatly appreciated. I hope you enjoy it!

LLAP

-Cap’n Logan

Continue to Issue #2

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Panera Bans YouTube, Blogger, PhotoBucket, and Imageshack

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Panera Bread Co. has recently implemented a supposedly family friendly Internet browsing policy for at least some, if not all, of their 1168 bakery-cafes. This policy bans visiting sites such as YouTube, Blogger, PhotoBucket, and Imageshack.




Their policy seems normal enough at first, one must login, agree to their TOS (which basically gives them the right to do anything) and then the user is rerouted via a proxy service. Unfortunately, the coffee shop geek attempting to use Panera’s Wi-fi will no longer be able to visit little known sites like YouTube, Blogger, Photoshop, Imageshack, etc. Upon calling their tech support hotline I was told it was a filtering problem and the issue would be resolved within a matter of minutes. 5 hours later the problem persists. However, another individual called Panera on the 26th of January and was told that this policy was implemented in order to insure a family friendly environment for all of Panera’s users. Obviously, YouTube, Blogger, Imageshack, etc are hubs for nefarious individuals who are trying to insure the break down of the American Nuclear family.

According to Panera’s website:

“Panera Bread is expanding quickly across America, currently operating 1168 bakery-cafes in 40 states. Among these locations, 493 are company-owned and 675 are franchised. 170-180 new bakery-cafes (85-90 company-owned and 85-90 franchise) are targeted to open in 2007.”

A share of Panera’s stock is valued at 35.81 as of the posting of this blog 1/29/08.


Panera’s Total revenue for 2006 was 828.97 million dollars and their Total revenue for the quarter ending in September 2007 was 273.21 million dollars. Unfortunately for Panera, this revenue trend may slow if this censorship policy is continued.

Personally, I enjoy the ambience of Panera. Their locations, which I have visited many of, are pleasant, clean, and their staff is professional and courteous. However, their new policy may show the disconnect between their top level management and their everyday customer.

*This blog will be updated when and if Panera’s current policies change.

Update!!!

As of February 1st, 2008, Panera has reversed their policy and is now allowing its patrons to use YouTube, Blogger, Photobucket, Imageshack, etc. Behold the power of the blog!!!

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